- Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
- Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
"how’s your semester going?"
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.